By the way, I’m very outspoken/blunt. So I notice things and then talk about them purely for entertainment value.
Here’s some things I don’t understand about some women. Maybe you can clue me in here:
Why some say they don’t want to be wanted for sex but then show pictures of themselves in skimpy swimsuits. Hmm…maybe I’m wrong, but if you don’t want to get attacked by the wolves in the forest, perhaps you shouldn’t hang raw meat on your clothes. I’m just saying….
Or…why some women shave their eyebrows or pluck them completely, only to paint them back on again. Or those who pluck them so thin they look like tiny little worms that crawled above their eyes and decided to take a nap. What is THAT about?
Or women who think that not having a picture, taking their only pictures from a distance, in a dark room, or with sunglasses on are under the assumption that we’re going to think they still might be pretty. Really? Seriously now. If we did that, what would YOU think?
Or…how about women who show about 10 pictures of themselves, 9 of them all looking great, but then there’s the one where they have gained about 50 pounds and 10 years in age. Ladies, do you really think we care what you looked like 10 years ago? Or that the others are going to somehow mask how you look now? You should be wanted for how you look now, not 10 years, 10 months, or even 10 weeks ago.
Or…how about the younger women who do that sideways scissors, peace-sign-that-died sort of thing? What IS that? Is that some kind of misunderstanding that started when a ex-Hippie 60s mom showed her granddaughter the peace sign as the girl was lying on a bed sideways and then the rumor spread and everyone is getting it wrong due to that? Or does that mean something else?
Or….the word Holla. Really? Hey, I’ve got an idea. Let’s all make ourselves sound illiterate. I’ll start. Holla. There. Done.
Or…women who say they love hunting. Yeah, nothing spells nurturing like the killer of Bambi’s dad. What’s up with THAT?
Or women who make a statement like “they’re just like one of the guys” but then in another sentence say they are having trouble finding someone. Really? I need to TELL you why males aren’t seeing you as a female worth pursuing? Really? Sorry, but men don’t want to kiss or undress their buddies unless they happen to be gay. Think about it.
Or how about women who say they’re undecided about having kids but they’re in their late 20s up to their late 30s. Really? If you don’t know by 30, you need to just say no.
Or, how about skinny women who reject thin men, or women of a certain height who reject men of the same height, and things such as that? Do they really have grounds to be picky when they’re exactly the same? I don’t get it. I mean, wouldn’t similar looking couples even look better together and not as mismatched? Why do 4 ft 11 women want 6 ft 3 men? Why do women who are borderline anorexic looking want men who double their body weight and could crush them if they fell on them? It makes no sense to me.
Or, what about women who say they want a man who is successful but don’t realize that this is Florida. Not many people here are overly successful. And what happens if a successful man loses his job in this horrible economy and can’t find another one right away? With that success gone, will she ditch him? Is that really what they think love is? Someone to buy them stuff? Really? Wow. If that’s the case, let’s see those women hold up when a crisis REALLY happens one day. It’s all interesting to think about.
Or how about women who are always in pictures with other people? Do you really think we care how many friends you have? We’re not going to think you’re fun if you show us that, we’re going to think you won’t have any time for us or have trouble being with just one person for any length of time. I’m just saying….
Or what about women who have a picture of multiple pets in many different pictures. Don’t the ones who do this realize we’re going to think you’re a crazy cat or dog lady who is going to let us burn with the house since you decided to save your pets first if that ever happened? Men don’t like feeling like we’re going to take a back seat, so don’t let us feel that way. Just being honest.
Or how about women who say they’re looking for a serious relationship but list about a bazillion (Yes, my made-up word for the day but hey, at least it’s not Holla) things they want to do and every pictures shows her doing something different? Do women who want something serious realize that if you don’t look like you’re ready to settle down at least somewhat, that we’re going to think a serious relationship or a married life with you won’t work? It makes me wonder. Part of settling down is, well, settling down. You can still do fun stuff, but not like you’re single. You have other responsibilities when you have a partner and kids one day to be able to do everything you wanted to do. Sacrifices have to be made. It’s a given.
Or how about the fact that no two women seem to agree on what the definitions of thin, average, curvy, or a little extra are. I mean, the visual definitions seem to be all over the map. Maybe we ought to go by body mass index instead. It’s getting to that point. I can see why it’s difficult to determine for people, though.
Or, what about women who show so much cleavage they look like medieval barmaids? I mean, this is Florida, yes, but everyone needs to realize that people here come from all areas, even the more conservative states. In my opinion, if you want the guys who actually have morals and don’t “just” want to sleep with you into your life, those men aren’t going to be used to hanging out with women who show the equivalent of a grand canyon on their torso every time they put on a top. So, save it for the beach and the bedroom, but give the twins a rest when you’re out and about in public. Besides, hiding them a little will not only allow a man’s attention to be on your real eyes instead of the headlights, but mystery will make unwrapping the presents one day an even greater experience for him. Just something to think about.
Or, how about women with extremely large tattoos or are covered with them or have piercings all over their bodies who complain about not being able to find a man? Um…honey…if you make yourself look like the circus fire-breather or other circus freak, men are going to look for someone more pure looking. I don’t care if tattoos and piercings are supposedly more in vogue or not. You can’t fight biology, and a man’s biology looks for signs of youth and innocence due to that being a biological marker of greater chances for reproduction, even though he's never aware of "why" that look seems to be more appealing to him. What women don’t seem to understand is that it’s a given that most men might play with the wild looking ones, but the more wholesome looking ones are the ones they take home to meet the parents most of the time and innocence or at least innocent looks are more preferable to them for long-term relationships. So taint your skin to the nth, and you’re going to have more trouble finding men because every mark you make on it takes away from your natural, innocent looks. It’s as simple as that. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. You can place two women who are identical in looks and personality next to one another and coat one with tattoos and the other without, and I can almost guarantee you that the one without is going to be the one the man will desire the most. Period. You can't fight biology. It will kick "Freedom of expression's" butt every single time.
