Pet Peeves:
- People who let their animals lick them on the mouth. Don’t ever expect me to kiss you if you do that
- Women who have noticeable forearm or upper lip hair. Seriously. Wax it or shave it or I’m going to start picturing Chewbacca in my head.
- People who think their cars are garbage cans. Come on—how difficult is it to throw stuff away?
- Leashes and harnesses on children. Seriously now. Just hold their hands.
- People who don’t use turn signals
- People who park in the handicap spots who aren’t handicapped
- The fact that umbrellas are rarely big enough for two people to fit under
- When women ask us if something makes them look fat when they know they never want any answer but “no.”
- When people leave you hanging via an IM and don’t say bye to let you know they’re going.
- When someone answers or keeps looking at their phone when they’re hanging out with you. Seriously. Respect the other person and validate them as human and a day or night companion by turning your phone OFF when you’re with them. Want to check it? Turn it on and check it when you’re in the bathroom out of their presence.
