Have you ever.....
1. Laughed really hard with your mouth closed and blew a tiny little snot bubble that formed and went away quickly, and then you spent the next 10 minutes wondering if the person you were talking to saw it?
2. Belched and somewhere around mid-throat you could swear it caught a hitchhiker in the form of pre-throw-up because you sort of tasted what you just ate?
3. Woke up and looked in the mirror to find you had a pillow crease that covered a large portion of your face, and then had to go somewhere important and it didn't really fill back in and go away until many hours later, making you feel self-conscious the whole time?
4. Colored your hair and didn't find out till' 2 or 3 days later that you had hair dye stuck on the inside of your ear or somewhere else and noone told you?
5. Had an "eye booger" or a regular one or had something in your teeth and in plain view for all to see, and no one told you about it and you didn't find out until you were in front of a mirror?
6. Ever splashed yourself by accident in your crotch region with water from a bathroom sink and then tried to stand under the air dryer in the public bathroom to dry yourself off so people outside wouldn't think you wet your pants?
7. Ever popped a zit you probably shouldn't have on your face before a big meeting or date or other special event?
8. Peed in the shower because it just seemed like it would save time?
9. Ever found a random hair on your body somewhere that was about 20 times longer the the rest and you have no idea how it got to be so much longer than the others and wonder how in the heck you missed it?
10. Ran out of toilet paper and had to do the "pants down around the ankles" waddle while clenching your butt cheeks closed "just in case" to the nearest drawer or cabinet to fetch a new roll of toilet paper?
11. Spilled a soda in your lap while driving?
12. Had stomach problems while out and about and thought what was going to be a simple fart, well, wasn't?
Just wondering. Yes, all of these things have happened to me. LOL. They're probably things that have happened to many people, but I'm guessing I'm one of the few brave enough to admit it.
Brent
