I don't like horror movies but I watched them as an early teen. Rules to follow:
1. If you're anything but Caucasian you may as well just
find the killer and let them put you out of your misery
right then and there, because you're not making it to the
end of the film.
2. If you're a woman and someone is chasing you, take
off your stupid heels and just run!
3. If you are a late teenager and you just had sex with
your partner, don't ever go downstairs to get a bite to
eat or take a shower, because you're not coming back if
you do.
