What would be my perfect woman? Honestly perfect? Well, here goes.
Someone sweet, considerate, caring, nurturing, non-partier, someone who doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs (And YES I consider marijuana a drug) and either doesn't drink or doesn't drink much, who hasn't ever sexually been with a woman and if she did due to a mistake did NOT enjoy it, or hasn't been with a woman but does NOT WANT TO (You have NO idea how many bis in denial we have on dating sites), isn't littered with tattoos or piercings (Maybe 1 or 2 SMALL tattoos might be okay, but I truly do not like them), is cute but not over the top gorgeous or anything, thin like me would be preferable but I know THAT'S probably not going to happen considering this is America and most people are pudgy here), under 5 ft 9, likes to laugh and talk and watch movies, play board games, the occasional video game, likes to learn about a variety of subjects, isn't a sports watcher, maybe is interested a little in history and art and architecture or antiques, likes to take the occasional road trip or explore a new quaint little town from time to time, someone who couldn't even CONCEIVE of cheating, much less do it, doesn't give up easily, works things out and is definitely in it for the long haul, knows how to compromise, likes to hold hands, kiss, make love, cook together, wants children, takes care of herself and is somewhat feminine but not over the top girly-girl and, overall, just enjoys the simple things in life. Not a wild child, not an adrenaline junkie, not someone that is often going to make me feel as if I'm dating another man because she has so many masculine tastes, not a freak or someone who has weird sexual desires or fetishes, not
someone who doesn't like kids, not someone who doesn't take care of herself. I mean, overall, what I'm looking for "seems" really simple, but trust me...finding her? Hahaha. Yeah. Do you have a time machine handy?