If I had to sum up the extent of my personality and split it up in the form of seven dwarves, I’d have to say Snow White would have had a lot more to deal with.
There’s:
Goofy, Brainy, Talky, Horny, Sweetie, Mopey, and Sleepy. That’s all me in a nutshell, depending on my mood.
So, basically, in my version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, you’d have one dwarf making Snow White laugh so hard she’d pee her pants, another making her think all that one did was look up facts or analyze things, another who would talk her ear off, another who would constantly try to hump her leg, another who would be very lovable and kind of giving, another who just needed to snap out of the bad funk he was in from time to time, and another who needed some serious caffeine at all times.
Yep—that’s me.
