What I really can't stand is football. I mean, I can understand how women and gay guys may like it. But to me, a straight man, I guess it seems a little, well, funny and a bit ridiculous. You have a bunch of overgrown, sweaty men throwing one another down every minute or so that like to pat one another on the butt and have names for one another like "Tight End" and "Wide Receiver." I'm sorry, but overall it just seems like that bus has a front row seat to a Cher or Madonna concert. Not only do I think it's a stupid game but, well, quite, um, not something a straight man should be enjoying. But hey, of course I can't say this out loud or else I'll be pummeled to death by a bunch of overgrown, ball-scratching morons who have giant letters painted on their naked torsos and one side of their face painted one color and the other side painted another. So...I just stay quiet about it most of the time. To each their own I suppose. Maybe this is why, if I HAVE to watch sports, I'd much rather watch women's sports. Women's gymnastics have them running around in those tight little outfits, so of course I like to watch that. Or women's tennis. I mean come ON now. Those short skirts and do you know what that sounds like a lot of times when they hit the ball and they make those loud grunting noises? Now THAT'S hot and something a man should be watching. Not large sweaty men throwing one another down on the ground.
