I never really understood these ridiculous dating games people play. Let's start with the physical, since that's always the most obvious. I mean, why is it women press together and lift their boobs up to the sky nowadays within the confines of their bras/tops and always have a tendency to make sure the twins are fully showing or, worse, bend over or lean forward in dating profiles…but then get offended if we ever mention these things, like somehow they don't realize what they're trying to show off?
If we strapped on a pair of tight underwear, lifted ourselves up, and pressed THAT into the camera lens, you're telling me you wouldn't want to comment on it? We wouldn't get offended because we would be fully aware of what we were trying to show, so why are YOU offended if a guy mentions it? I don't get it. You KNOW what you're doing or wearing. Give me a break! My suggestion? And this goes for EVERYTHING in life. DON'T DO IT UNLESS YOU CAN TALK ABOUT IT. Period.
Or how about women who show bikini shots or men shots with their shirts off who actually get surprised that the majority of people who write them either try to get sex or trick them into getting sex? Why are you surprised? If you show that much skin to begin with, what else do you think they're going to have on their minds? Walk into a room with a bunch of friendly dogs, and they're going to be friendly. But walk into a room with a bunch of friendly dogs with a bunch of steaks strapped to your body, and they're going to be ALL OVER YOU. Right? It's the same thing with humans. Even the nicest of us will have our minds go to another place if you show things that makes our biological instincts take over.
Then there's the people who use word games. Isn't it funny how a lot of people try to tell you they're just on a dating site to have fun or just looking for friends? What a bunch of bull. How stupid do you think we are? We all know that's a dating ploy people use to try to either make people not get into a rush when they meet them, or to make others think they're somehow above the longing that EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING has, that being the yearning to find "the one." Why can't people be honest? It's much more admirable to say, "I'm hoping to find the love of my life." There. Is that so hard?
Or how about people that try to make themselves seem like they're always doing something new and exciting to try to build themselves up as being somehow important. Unless you're a spoiled rich kid, you and I both know that you're not that busy. Most people work 8 hours a day, sleep 8 hours a day, eat, commute to work, do dishes, laundry, clean, and so on and so forth. Truthfully, that doesn't leave a lot of free time, except on your days off. So, you're not fooling us. You may list things that you like to do, but we all know, point blank, that you're not always doing them.
I don't know…I mean…how many times do I have to say DUH?!?!?!?! Just stop with the games, okay?
So, anyway...what did we learn today, boys and girls? 1. Don't do something or show something unless you can talk about it. 2. If you show skin, don't be shocked if the dogs turn into wolves. 3. Admit why you're actually on a dating site and don't make some ridiculous excuse. 4. Don't make yourself seem more important or more busy than you actually are. Make yourself seem more real, and the people who are more real will find you. It's as simple as that.
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