Things Women Say Which Mean Nothing to Men

You know, I really hate it when a woman says to a man, "If you stop looking, love will find you."

Um...ladies...get real. We still live in a society where men do most of the asking...unfortunately. This means when WE stop looking, we end up alone.

When YOU stop looking, it doesn't necessarily matter, because as long as you don't look like Quasimodo, have your own zip code, or smell funny, a man will, eventually, walk up and talk to you.

But that doesn't work for us. Women still have old-school training still stuck in their heads which prevents most of them from making the first move. So if we don't speak up, we're going to end up dying early due to loneliness, bitter towards those who did find love, and end up watching net porn until we're no longer able to get it up.

That's basically what it boils down to. So let's be realistic, shall we? Ladies, you need to STOP telling men to stop looking. Because when you do, you've just killed their chances to find someone.